Saturday, April 29, 2006

Talent!















ICAN had their talent show today. Ami and Mei told some corny jokes that seemed to go down well. Here there are...sorry if you've heard them before!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

Why do French people eat snails?
They don't like fast food.

What do you get if you cross an American president with a shark?
Jaws Washington.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole!

Where's your mother from?
Alaska.
Don't worry. I'll ask her myself.

What flies and wobbles?
A jellycopter.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells...

1 comment:

christine said...

I know it is pretty sheepish...but I think those jokes were BAAAAAD :)